Anonymous asked: Kobra, what's the most romantic thing you've ever done for Ghoul?

 Kobra Kid 
    Ghoul, what would you say is the most romantic thing I’ve done?

 Fun Ghoul
    The whole Christmas in the Zones thing…that was pretty amazing

 Kobra Kid
    Oh yeah. With the lights and the gifts…

 Fun Ghoul
    Yeah…

 Kobra Kid
    … I dont do much, do I?

 Fun Ghoul
    You do a lot. That was just amazing, though

 Kobra Kid
    you think so?

 Fun Ghoul
    Yeah

 Kobra Kid
    well, thanks Ghoulie. *cheekkiss*

miss-lightsvenom asked: Okay. I'm sorry. Thank you. Hope you guys are well.

 Fun Ghoul
    You’re welcome, missy

stephanie-lancaster asked: If you could meet anyone, dead or alive, who would it be?

Jet Star
    PARTY POISON
    Oh wait

 Fun Ghoul
    Hm…I’d like to meet Thomas Edison.

 Jet Star
    My father.

 Party Poison
    Mad Gear, obviously. I’d be hard-pressed to find anybody else worth my time.

miss-lightsvenom asked: Hm, okay. But living alone in the desert I can't get either of those. Other ideas?

 Fun Ghoul
Get a pet scorpion.

 Jet Star
Go to a zone party and fuck a lot?

 Kobra Kid
You guys are complicating this. Look, lady, shit happens. It sucks, it’s tough but dwelling will get you killed.

 Fun Ghoul
Well, to put it bluntly, yes

Anonymous asked: Hey Party! I heard Ghoul had a crush on you. How do you feel about that?

Party Poison
    Whoa, what?

Fun Ghoul
    wha?

Jet Star
    I think you’re mistaking Party for Kobra…

Party Poison
    Who told you that?!

Fun Ghoul
    Spill it, anon!

For the next hour I’ll answer every single one of your extremely personal messages, even if you’re anon.

I doubt I’ll get any.

(Source: codeine-codeine, via themousebombs)

harper-lynn asked: Disney characters, hugging and chocolate? That's so, well, so opposite of what I would've expected!

 Fun Ghoul
    Babydoll, we are never what’s to be expected.

 Kobra Kid
    We’re fabulousfor a reason. Well. For reasons being Fun Ghoul and Jet Star. And sometimes the diva— I mean Party.

 Party Poison
    Very funny, KK.

 Kobra Kid
    Mm, you love me.

Anonymous asked: A little birdy told me! Admit it, Ghoul!

Fun Ghoul
    
    I don’t like Party! I mean, we’ve fucked, but I don’t like him like him.

 Jet Star 
    Alas, the bird heard wrong! It is I who pines for Party Poison! Mwahmwahmwahmwah.

 Kobra Kid 
    In case you haven’t noticed, Ghoul’s with me, anon.

miss-lightsvenom asked: Hey guys. What's the best way to get over someone?

 Fun Ghoul
    Chocolate

Jet Star
    Hugging.

   Hugging is really the best way to get over anything.

Kobra Kid
    … Jet, you’re such a woman.

Anonymous asked: Which Disney character would you guys be?

Fun Ghoul
    Ariel.

Kobra Kid
    Why Ariel, Ghoulie?

 Fun Ghoul
    Because screw you I’m a fish.

Jet Star
    He wishes he were a mermaid princess and that you were his land locked prince.

Kobra Kid
    … okay then

    What about you, Jet?

 Fun Ghoul
    Ew

Jet Star
    Um. I don’t even—
    huh.

Party Poison
    I wanna be that guy with the hat from Alice in Wonderland.

 Kobra Kid
    uh… you mean the mad hatter?

Party Poison
    Yeah, him! I wanna be him.

Kobra Kid
    ….believable. What about you, Jet?

Fun Ghoul
    Jet probably wants to be Genie

Jet Star
    Ohhh! Yeah! That would be so badass!
    Or, like, the dog from Peter Pan

Kobra Kid
    … Nana?

Jet Star
    Yeah!

 Fun Ghoul
    Not surprised.

Jet Star
    Yes! I’d take care of kids, but I’d also be a dog, motherfuckers.

Fun Ghoul
    Well you already got the hair for it

 Kobra Kid
    … *snorts*

Jet Star
    See? Perfect!